So, we don’t have to bang on about how hard the last 18 odd months have been for us.

It’s been fucking terrible.

Emotionally, financially, socially, the whole fucking spectrum.

We’ve tried to be as positive as possible.

And we’re not going to stop now.

We fucking love the Last Chance. It’s our home.

We’d do anything for it.

But as the financial side of the pandemic has slowly eroded what very little stability we’ve had it’s became harder and harder for us to keep the eye on our eventual return to something resembling normal. Basically, we’re trying to dig out way out of a hole but some assholes throwing the dirt straight back in and they’ve got a better shovel.

But where there’s a will there’s a way.

So what the fuck are we to do?

Well, the only thing we’ve got left to sell is the Last Chance.

So that’s exactly what we’re going to do.

Albeit, in a very different way to sticking a For Sale sign in the front door.

Fuck that!

We’d never “sell” this place.

We’re going to sell our love for the place.

So here it is… The Last Chance Lockdown Lock-In Livestream!

It’s going to be “an Isolation Renovation Spectacular” We’re going to stream the Last Chance 24 Hours A Day For 14+ Days.

It’s Home Improvement meets Better Home & Gardens getting fuckeyed with the Truman Show and Big Brother.

You’re going to be able to watch every single minute of us as we do everything to get the pub back in tip top condition without losing any of that hole in the wall charm we’re renowned for.

Of course filling in 24 Hours a Day is going to be tough.

That means we’re going to have a bit more than just some idiot concreting a floor and painting walls.

We’re going a bit more in depth with live-streamed band rehearsals, interviews, showering escapades, Shane snoring (he’s going to be at the pub for at least 14 days 24 hours a day so you should get used to it), cooking segments and anything else we can think of doing.

It’s going to be the most in depth look at running a music venue ever.

Of course this isn’t all about excellent entertainment.

We need to make some dollars because we’ve got none.

So, after much badgering we’re going to sell some keys! That’s right keys. Or to be more specific Toilet Keys.

It just make sense.

Who wouldn’t want a key for our toilets?

Plus it’s the greatest bit of venue merch ever…

The first way you will be able to get your hands on this goodness is with a Last Chance 2022 Membership.

It’s pretty snazzy.

You’ll get a ‘Storm’ coloured enamel Last Chance Toilet Key, a Last Chance Members t-shirt that we will be designing and having printed up during the Live Stream, the Live Stream itself, 10% off all full priced food and drink though 2022 (this a smart investment if you really think about it), Free Pool for a whole year plus a chance to win a hand made Boston Stinger guitar designed and made in Melbourne by Graham Clise of Rot TV, Annihilation Time, Lecherous Gaze, Witch and Doctor Blood!

Yep. A hand made guitar.

They’re beautiful.

It’s well worth just getting a membership just to get a chance to win this.

But what about everyone else?

What if you really want a Last Chance Toilet Key but just can’t afford the Membership?

Well, we’ve got you covered. We’re also going to be selling Black & Gold Last Chance Toilet Keys by themselves!

Everything is available right now from

Streaming will begin at 12pm Friday and split between our Instagram (

and our Facebook (…

We will have a shit load more of announcements moving forward with heaps of news and adventures.

And any support you can give us to keep out little hole in the wall is more than very much appreciated.

So, stock up on the popcorn and get ready for the most fucked up entertainment spectacular ever.

See you at the Logies!

xoxo the Last Chance

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